{"id":8634,"date":"2011-12-07T16:58:32","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T21:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=8634"},"modified":"2011-12-07T16:58:32","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T21:58:32","slug":"oh-my-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/8634","title":{"rendered":"Oh. My. God."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am officially old.<\/p>\n<p>Guns N\u2019 Roses, the Beastie Boys, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are <a href=\"http:\/\/rockhall.com\/inductees\/byyear\/2012\/\">this year&#8217;s inductees to the Rock &#038; Roll Hall of Fame<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Not making it this year? The Cure, Eric B. &#038; Rakim, Heart, and Joan Jett and The Blackhearts.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8230; I think I need to go have a midlife crisis now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am officially old. Guns N\u2019 Roses, the Beastie Boys, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are this year&#8217;s inductees to the Rock &#038; Roll Hall of Fame. Not making it this year? The Cure, Eric B. &#038; Rakim, Heart, and Joan Jett and The Blackhearts. I&#8230; I think I need to go have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[288,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2fg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}