{"id":8828,"date":"2012-01-01T12:08:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T17:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=8828"},"modified":"2012-01-02T10:13:25","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T15:13:25","slug":"alaska-really-isnt-like-the-rest-of-the-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/8828","title":{"rendered":"Alaska Really Isn&#8217;t Like the Rest of the Country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alaskacalendars.com\/2.htm\">2012 Denali Wildlife calendar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/calendar-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/calendar-1.jpg?resize=400%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"calendar-1\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8829\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/calendar-1.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/calendar-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/calendar-1.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Addendum the First: I emailed them, and they&#8217;re going to send me stickers to fix the numbers. Too bad I already messed it up by writing in the correct dates.  :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 2012 Denali Wildlife calendar. Addendum the First: I emailed them, and they&#8217;re going to send me stickers to fix the numbers. Too bad I already messed it up by writing in the correct dates. :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1059,870,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alaska","category-humor","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2io","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}