{"id":899,"date":"2005-08-01T11:43:32","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T18:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/899"},"modified":"2005-08-01T11:43:32","modified_gmt":"2005-08-01T18:43:32","slug":"it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/899","title":{"rendered":"It Was a Dark and Stormy Night&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Results for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.sjsu.edu\/depts\/english\/2005.htm\">2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest<\/a> are out!<\/p>\n<p>My personal favorite was:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The night resembled nothing so much as the nose of a giant Labrador in excellent health: cold, black, and wet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Devery Doleman<br \/>\nBrooklyn, NY<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(If you don&#8217;t know, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is an &#8220;international literary parody contest, [that] honors the memory (if not the reputation) of Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873).)<\/p>\n<p><strong>ADDENDUM the First<\/strong>:<br \/>\nAlso: <a href=\"http:\/\/adamcadre.ac\/lyttle.html\">The Lyttle Lytton Contest<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Results for the 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are out! My personal favorite was: &#8220;The night resembled nothing so much as the nose of a giant Labrador in excellent health: cold, black, and wet.&#8221; Devery Doleman Brooklyn, NY (If you don&#8217;t know, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is an &#8220;international literary parody contest, [that] honors the memory [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-reading"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-ev","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}