{"id":906,"date":"2005-08-05T12:07:36","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T19:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/906"},"modified":"2005-08-05T12:07:36","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T19:07:36","slug":"friday-time-wasting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/906","title":{"rendered":"Friday Time Wasting"},"content":{"rendered":"

There were a couple of questions where I wished they would have had a “Why is this funny” in addition to, “is this funny.”<\/p>\n

Humph.<\/p>\n

The second test is right, I think.
\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
the Ham<\/b><\/font>
(43% dark, 43% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)<\/font> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
your humor style:
CLEAN<\/b> | SPONTANEOUS<\/b> | LIGHT<\/b><\/p>\n

Your style’s goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for
\nthe dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny
\njokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your
\nfriends. People of your type are often the most approachable and
\npopular people in their circle. Your simple & silly
\ngood-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in
\nthis sarcastic world. <\/p>\n

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell – Will Smith <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 20%<\/b> on dark<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 49%<\/b> on spontaneous<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 35%<\/b> on vulgar<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test<\/a> written by jason_bateman<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Expatriate<\/b><\/font>
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\nCongratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
\nand cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
\nPatriotism (“patriotism” for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would’ve left the country.<\/b><\/p>\n

One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is
\nthat you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
\nMaybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took
\nthis test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the
\ndoubt.<\/p>\n

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
\nbeginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
\nbrewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
\nyou could be one of them, depending on your age.<\/p>\n

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi.<\/b> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 50%<\/b> on brainwashworthy<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 3%<\/b> on antitolerant<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n
\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 12%<\/b> on patriotic<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test<\/a> written by jason_bateman<\/a> on OkCupid Free Online Dating<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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