{"id":9212,"date":"2012-05-15T20:28:15","date_gmt":"2012-05-16T00:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=9212"},"modified":"2012-11-03T20:40:45","modified_gmt":"2012-11-04T00:40:45","slug":"the-adventures-of-ricky-martin-the-metal-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/9212","title":{"rendered":"The Adventures of Ricky Martin the Metal Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/7206455454\/\" title=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_027 by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7102\/7206455454_4bdfd52e59.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_027\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/7206459282\/\" title=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_036 by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7234\/7206459282_19da045339.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_036\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/7206461212\/\" title=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_039 by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5272\/7206461212_774cf10d71.jpg?resize=333%2C500\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_039\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/7206461924\/\" title=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_042 by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7078\/7206461924_2025263d8d.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_042\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/7206464310\/\" title=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_050 by Random Michelle, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7081\/7206464310_0b1643520f.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"20120515_Metal_Chicken_050\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Click through to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/sets\/72157629746269212\/\">Flickr to see more of Ricky Martin&#8217;s adventures<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hotchicksdigsmartmen.blogspot.com\/\">Janiece<\/a> may well be the MOST awesome person in the entire world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1065,6,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ricky-martin-the-metal-chicken","category-non-sequiturs","category-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2oA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}