{"id":925,"date":"2005-08-15T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-16T04:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/925"},"modified":"2005-08-15T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-16T04:29:00","slug":"that-thats-an-old-reading-injury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/925","title":{"rendered":"That? That&#8217;s an Old Reading Injury"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday I spent the afternoon and evening relaxing on the sofa reading (and it was good too, let me tell you.) Yet somehow yesterday evening, despite the fact that I did nothing more strenuous that brushing my hair, I managed to pull a muscle in my shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>(This is the point where you make the joke about how you&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/klishis.com\/Me\/phone.jpg\" title=\"A rare photo of me on the phone--something you rarely see in the wild\"><em>seen<\/em> my hair<\/a>, so obviously it was the hair brushing that hurt my shoulder. You&#8217;re very funny.)<\/p>\n<p>So I really don&#8217;t know how I did it, all I know is that when I straighten my elbow and raise my arm my shoulder hurts.<\/p>\n<p>But really, how many people can say they pulled a muscle reading? Aren&#8217;t you jealous of my extreme geekiness? I thought you were.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday I spent the afternoon and evening relaxing on the sofa reading (and it was good too, let me tell you.) Yet somehow yesterday evening, despite the fact that I did nothing more strenuous that brushing my hair, I managed to pull a muscle in my shoulder. (This is the point where you make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-eV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}