{"id":9459,"date":"2012-06-26T21:45:48","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T01:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=9459"},"modified":"2012-06-26T21:49:24","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T01:49:24","slug":"do-not-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/9459","title":{"rendered":"DO NOT WANT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who ordered this? Can I refuse delivery? SEND IT BACK!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wunderground.com\/US\/WV\/Morgantown.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/hot-weather.png?resize=535%2C118&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Weather Forecats - HOT\" title=\"hot-weather\" width=\"535\" height=\"118\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-9460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/hot-weather.png?w=535&amp;ssl=1 535w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/hot-weather.png?resize=400%2C88&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think this is any better&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefuckingweather.com\/?where=26505\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/hot-weather-2.png?resize=722%2C190&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"hot-weather-2\" width=\"722\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-9462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/hot-weather-2.png?w=722&amp;ssl=1 722w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/hot-weather-2.png?resize=400%2C105&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who ordered this? Can I refuse delivery? SEND IT BACK! I don&#8217;t think this is any better&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","category-science-health-nature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2sz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}