{"id":953,"date":"2005-08-30T18:21:28","date_gmt":"2005-08-31T01:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/953"},"modified":"2005-08-30T18:21:28","modified_gmt":"2005-08-31T01:21:28","slug":"thieves-and-liars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/953","title":{"rendered":"Thieves and Liars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been fascinated by crime. The first grown-up books I really remember reading here &#8216;The Complete Sherlock Holmes&#8217; and Agatha Christie&#8217;s &#8216;A Carribean Mystery&#8217; (followed quickly by any Miss Marple mystery I could get my hands on).<\/p>\n<p>In college I started out in Sociology in the Crime and Justice track, but eventually realized that my increasing pacifism wasn&#8217;t going to work well with a career in law enforcement, and so I ended up with only a minor in Sociology and a degree in Biology (almost all plant classes amusingly enough).<\/p>\n<p>Yet I kept the love of mysteries, despite the fact that I&#8217;d make a terrible detective: I don&#8217;t know how many steps there are between the first and second floors, despite the fact that I go up and down the stairs every day. And even if I counted the stairs I&#8217;m certainly I&#8217;d immediately forget the number. I&#8217;m no good at paying attention to detail either&#8211;at least the kind of detail that would make me a useful witness. Though if the criminal was badly dressed wearing a t-shirt with a grammatically incorrect phrase I&#8217;d be more useful.<\/p>\n<p>I did take something away from all my reading and classes however. When my lunch partners are busy and I walk by myself at lunch, I find myself considering security.<\/p>\n<p>As I walk past open, empty offices I notice how easy it would be to step in and then step back out with papers and personal items left unguarded. I look into empty labs, and think how easy it would be to walk away with equipment and chemicals. I also like to consider escape routes if I were being chased by a crazed criminal of some sort. Unfortunately, my best plan requires me to be a good bit stronger than I currently am, so I guess I&#8217;d better refrain from being chased by a crazed criminal any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>But mostly I just walk and look and notice that many people make a point not to pay attention to those around them, and consider how easy is to walk somewhere and look like you belong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been fascinated by crime. The first grown-up books I really remember reading here &#8216;The Complete Sherlock Holmes&#8217; and Agatha Christie&#8217;s &#8216;A Carribean Mystery&#8217; (followed quickly by any Miss Marple mystery I could get my hands on). In college I started out in Sociology in the Crime and Justice track, but eventually realized that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-fn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}