{"id":963,"date":"2005-09-09T12:02:05","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T19:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/963"},"modified":"2005-09-09T12:02:05","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T19:02:05","slug":"spangles-and-sequins-and-shiny-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/963","title":{"rendered":"Spangles and Sequins and Shiny Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not the most fashion conscious person in the world (fashion inept would be closer to the mark), but I&#8217;m pretty sure that you aren&#8217;t supposed to wear spangles and shiny fabrics until after dark. And I&#8217;ve even more sure that gold sequined purses don&#8217;t go with jeans, a baggy t-shirt, and flip flops. Especially at 7:30 in the morning. I mean, it looks like they&#8217;re doing some bizarre mutation of the walk of shame, where they lost everything except their purse, and had to steal clothes from wherever they woke up.<\/p>\n<p>But it could just be me missing the new fashion trends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not the most fashion conscious person in the world (fashion inept would be closer to the mark), but I&#8217;m pretty sure that you aren&#8217;t supposed to wear spangles and shiny fabrics until after dark. And I&#8217;ve even more sure that gold sequined purses don&#8217;t go with jeans, a baggy t-shirt, and flip flops. Especially [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-fx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}