{"id":9657,"date":"2012-08-17T10:09:08","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T14:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=9657"},"modified":"2012-08-17T10:09:08","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T14:09:08","slug":"i-love-lemony-snicket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/9657","title":{"rendered":"I Love Lemony Snicket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5935392\/watch-lauren-conrad-rip-apart-books-to-the-sounds-of-soothing-guitar\">The clip, a kind of literature snuff film, opens with Lauren resting her hand on her victims: a stack of books whose spines she will soon rip out.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Second:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/browbeat\/2012\/08\/16\/lauren_conrad_destroys_books_lemony_snicket_responds_.html\">It has always been my belief that people who spend too much time with my work end up as lost souls, drained of reason, who lead lives of raving emptiness and occasional lunatic violence.  What a relief it is to see this documented.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First: The clip, a kind of literature snuff film, opens with Lauren resting her hand on her victims: a stack of books whose spines she will soon rip out. Second: It has always been my belief that people who spend too much time with my work end up as lost souls, drained of reason, who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-reading","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2vL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}