{"id":9752,"date":"2012-10-03T21:44:39","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T01:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=9752"},"modified":"2012-10-03T21:46:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T01:46:29","slug":"im-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/9752","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Hungry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michelle<\/strong>: DAMNIT! I&#8217;m HUNGRY! We don&#8217;t have any snacks! Why don&#8217;t we have anything to eat?! This is ENTIRELY your fault. Because you do the grocery shopping. Alone. Entirely unassisted by me.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: It&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t trust you to get healthy food.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and Michael wins again.<\/p>\n<p>(Since it&#8217;s not necessarily obvious, we go grocery shopping together. I choose the food and he comes along to entertain me and pick up things like chicken and fish, because handling even wrapped packages squicks me out, and I spend the rest of the trip rubbing my hands on my pants trying to &#8220;clean&#8221; them.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Michael claims to hate vegetables and could happily live on peanut butter sandwiches.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle: DAMNIT! I&#8217;m HUNGRY! We don&#8217;t have any snacks! Why don&#8217;t we have anything to eat?! This is ENTIRELY your fault. Because you do the grocery shopping. Alone. Entirely unassisted by me. Michael: It&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t trust you to get healthy food. &#8230;and Michael wins again. (Since it&#8217;s not necessarily obvious, we go grocery [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-2xi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}