{"id":11698,"date":"2019-02-26T19:13:04","date_gmt":"2019-02-27T00:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=11698"},"modified":"2025-05-05T20:52:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T00:52:17","slug":"lime-gelatin-and-other-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/11698","title":{"rendered":"Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2GN5Ena\">Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters<\/a><\/em> (2016) Angel Martinez<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2GN5Ena\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Lime-Gelatin-and-Other-Monsters.jpg?resize=188%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"188\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11699\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Lime-Gelatin-and-Other-Monsters.jpg?w=313&amp;ssl=1 313w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Lime-Gelatin-and-Other-Monsters.jpg?resize=188%2C300&amp;ssl=1 188w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/a>Kyle Monroe has been a cop at the 77th precinct for several months, when he is assigned a new partner: the extremely stoic and handsome Vikash Soren. He wants to dislike Vikash, but instead falls for him&#8211;which is a terrible idea, since they&#8217;re partners.<\/p>\n<p>This is a M\/M fantasy romance police procedural.<\/p>\n<p>Got all that?<\/p>\n<p>This is also a very silly story in a very silly world. <\/p>\n<p>That said, it was a fun and enjoyable silly.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lieutenant Dunfee is the anti-priestess of an elder god. As I understand it, she has to perform certain rituals to keep the god from manifesting, which would be A Very Bad Thing.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The interesting thing was that the characters were serious about their work, but didn&#8217;t take themselves seriously. Which is good, because one of the characters is a Leather Jacket.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Between them, in the chair a suspect would take while he was being booked, was a leather jacket. Not odd if the jacket had behaved normally and stayed draped over a chair arm like a good, proper jacket, but this one was sitting up with the buckled strap on one sleeve cuffed to the chair arm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It isn&#8217;t clear whether the strange paranormal happenings have always occurred in the world, or if they are recent, but everyone accepts that weird things happen, and that the 77th is full of weird cops.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cGreg hears the unhappiness of waterfowl.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t even know what to say to that.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cMost people don\u2019t.\u201d Kyle held up his hands. \u201cDon\u2019t get me wrong. He\u2019s a good cop.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There is boinking here, but it&#8217;s also a fascinating world, and I quite liked the characters. The only negative was that they story ended rather abruptly. Mostly I&#8217;d forgotten it&#8217;s a novella, but it was only a couple of bucks, so it was fine.<\/p>\n<p>Publisher: Pride Publishing<br \/>\n<strong>Rating: 7\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters (2016) Angel Martinez Kyle Monroe has been a cop at the 77th precinct for several months, when he is assigned a new partner: the extremely stoic and handsome Vikash Soren. He wants to dislike Vikash, but instead falls for him&#8211;which is a terrible idea, since they&#8217;re partners. This is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[193,2,42,148,26,56,16],"tags":[179,50,544,852],"class_list":["post-11698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7-10","category-fantasy","category-police","category-queer","category-romance","category-sexual-content","category-supernatural","tag-angel-martinez","tag-boinking","tag-mm","tag-offbeat-crimes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-32G","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":14301,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/14301","url_meta":{"origin":11698,"position":0},"title":"Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters","author":"Michelle","date":"May 16, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters (2016) Angel Martinez (Offbeat Crimes) Between them, in the chair a suspect would take while he was being booked, was a leather jacket. 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Kyle Monroe was a normal\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;8\/10&quot;","block_context":{"text":"8\/10","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/category\/8-10"},"img":{"alt_text":"Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Lime-Gelatin-and-Other-Monsters.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":14303,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/14303","url_meta":{"origin":11698,"position":3},"title":"The Pill Bugs of Time","author":"Michelle","date":"May 16, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"The Pill Bugs of Time (2016) Angel Martinez (Offbeat Crimes) \u201cShould get an Odo bucket,\u201d Vikash murmured. \u201cA what?\u201d Kyle chuckled into his coffee. \u201cSeriously, Carr? You never watched Deep Space Nine?\"\" It was the first time Vikash had experienced Greg\u2019s particular talent being useful. He heard emotions, but only\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;7.5\/10&quot;","block_context":{"text":"7.5\/10","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/category\/7-5-10"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Pill Bugs of Time","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/The-Pill-Bugs-of-Time.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":27182,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/27182","url_meta":{"origin":11698,"position":4},"title":"The Pill Bugs of Time","author":"Michelle","date":"June 7, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"The Pill Bugs of Time (2015) Angel Martinez (Offbeat Crimes, #2) It was the first time Vikash had experienced Greg\u2019s particular talent being useful. He heard emotions, but only negative ones and only avian ones, and not just any birds, but only waterfowl. 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And you know it\u2019s\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;8.5\/10&quot;","block_context":{"text":"8.5\/10","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/category\/8-5-10"},"img":{"alt_text":"Feral Dust Bunnies","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Feral-Dust-Bunnies-188x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}