{"id":14301,"date":"2021-05-16T09:59:27","date_gmt":"2021-05-16T13:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=14301"},"modified":"2025-05-05T20:52:51","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T00:52:51","slug":"lime-gelatin-and-other-monsters-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/14301","title":{"rendered":"Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lime Gelatin and Other Monsters<\/a><\/em> (2016) Angel Martinez<\/a> (Offbeat Crimes)<\/p>\n

\"Lime<\/a><\/p>\n

Between them, in the chair a suspect would take while he was being booked, was a leather jacket. Not odd if the jacket had behaved normally and stayed draped over a chair arm like a good, proper jacket, but this one was sitting up with the buckled strap on one sleeve cuffed to the chair arm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cGreg Santos?\u201d \u201cPlease don\u2019t laugh.\u201d Now Vikash\u2019s eyebrow shot up. \u201cI\u2019ll try not to.\u201d \u201cGreg hears the unhappiness of waterfowl.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cBig huge fucking flag on the play, Soren,\u201d Kyle grumbled. \u201cThat was definitely nonconsensual shoe removal.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cI didn\u2019t hear no or stop.\u201d Vikash gave the bag a shake in Kyle\u2019s direction. \u201cSo removal with dubious consent at the very worst. Stop being such a baby.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Vikash settled an arm on the couch behind Kyle. <\/p>\n

\u201cOldest player clich\u00e9 in the book, Soren,\u201d Kyle murmured and snagged several slices of cheese as the Nazg\u00fbl on screen closed in. <\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t want you to be scared.\u201d Vikash nestled closer so their thighs pressed against each other. \u201cThere\u2019s a players\u2019 book?\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cShh. Nazg\u00fbl.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Publisher : Pride Publishing
\nRating: 8.5\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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