{"id":14330,"date":"2021-05-23T19:11:13","date_gmt":"2021-05-23T23:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=14330"},"modified":"2025-05-05T20:52:51","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T00:52:51","slug":"all-the-worlds-an-undead-stage-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/14330","title":{"rendered":"All the World’s an Undead Stage"},"content":{"rendered":"

All the World’s an Undead Stage<\/a><\/em> (2018) Angel Martinez<\/a> (Offbeat Crimes)<\/p>\n

\"All<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cBest stay elevated,\u201d Carrington murmured when Tim climbed out of his house to stare at him. How Tim managed to look surprised when he had no facial features was one of the mysteries of the universe.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cWe decided to call it a zorpse,\u201d Kyle called out. <\/p>\n

\u201cPardon?\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cWell, Dr. Moreau refused to call it a zombie and animated corpse is just too much of a mouthful\u2014\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cHence zorpse,\u201d Kash finished from beside Kyle.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

He turned to his husband. \u201cWhat\u2019s the collective noun for zombies?\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cWhy would I know that?\u201d Kash turned his gaze ceilingward. \u201cWhy would anyone know that?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(H)e remained focused on the stack of books he\u2019d been sorting into piles he\u2019d named scholarly<\/em>, evil<\/em> and possibly evil in the wrong hands, but informative<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Publisher : Pride Publishing
\nRating: 7.5\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All the World’s an Undead Stage (2018) Angel Martinez (Offbeat Crimes) \u201cBest stay elevated,\u201d Carrington murmured when Tim climbed out of his house to stare at him. 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