{"id":1704,"date":"2010-05-08T14:06:02","date_gmt":"2010-05-08T19:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=1704"},"modified":"2021-09-22T17:37:26","modified_gmt":"2021-09-22T21:37:26","slug":"jailbait-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/1704","title":{"rendered":"Jailbait Zombie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jailbait Zombie<\/a><\/em> (2009) Mario Acevedo<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Synopsis:
\nFelix Gomez has zombie problems, specifically, the Araneum wants him to find the source of the current zombie infestation and put a stop to it. To add insult to injury, the don’t even seem to trust him and are sending Jolie to help him with the task.<\/p>\n

It’s probably for the best that they do, since one of the first things Felix finds is a 16-year old who really really really wants to become a zombie.
\nRating: 7\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jailbait Zombie (2009) Mario Acevedo Synopsis: Felix Gomez has zombie problems, specifically, the Araneum wants him to find the source of the current zombie infestation and put a stop to it. To add insult to injury, the don’t even seem to trust him and are sending Jolie to help him with the task. It’s probably […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,44,8,291,16],"tags":[307,306,313],"class_list":["post-1704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-hispanic","category-mystery","category-paper","category-supernatural","tag-felix-gomez","tag-mario-acevedo","tag-vampires"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-ru","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":751,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/751","url_meta":{"origin":1704,"position":0},"title":"X-Rated Bloodsuckers","author":"Michelle","date":"October 31, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"X-Rated Bloodsuckers (2007) Mario Acevedo Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier but returned a vampire, so with his unique skill set, decided that becoming a private eye would be the best career he could make. 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