{"id":17530,"date":"2021-06-24T09:38:56","date_gmt":"2021-06-24T13:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=17530"},"modified":"2024-03-19T15:05:44","modified_gmt":"2024-03-19T19:05:44","slug":"the-utterly-uninteresting-and-unadventurous-tales-of-fred-the-vampire-accountant-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/17530","title":{"rendered":"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant<\/a><\/em> (2014) Drew Hayes<\/a><\/p>\n

\"The<\/a>I really adore this book.<\/p>\n

Without being crass, let me simply say an undead body handles normal food as a human one handles gum. While not built for nourishment, it is capable of disposing of such materials.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I was more than a minor klutz in my human days, so it was an enjoyable change to walk around without injuring myself.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(Contrary to popular mythology, I neither sleep in a coffin, nor am I rendered powerless during the daytime. The difference between the two is that in the daytime I can sleep, which is an ability I lack under starlight. I don\u2019t have to, and in fact spent three weeks without any rest during last year\u2019s tax season;)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cWell, if it sweetens the pot any, I do own my own accounting agency. Maybe I could be used to help with the books,\u201d I said in desperation. It was a stupid long shot. I was under no illusions that the dracolings would actually find a vampire a more desirable bet because he was an accountant. <\/p>\n

As it turned out, I was dead wrong in that assumption.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Publisher: REUTS Publications<\/p>\n

Rating: 8.5\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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