{"id":17534,"date":"2021-06-26T09:55:21","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T13:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=17534"},"modified":"2026-03-22T10:50:17","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T14:50:17","slug":"bloody-acquisitions-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/17534","title":{"rendered":"Bloody Acquisitions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bloody Acquisitions<\/a><\/em> (2016) Drew Hayes<\/a> (Fred, the Vampire Accountant)<\/p>\n

\"Bloody<\/a><\/p>\n

Despite what film and television might have led to you believe, joining the undead does not inherently make one suave, cool, or even particularly more socially competent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Apparently, I need to become a vampire.<\/p>\n

While in life my reaction speed was always somewhere between \u201cabysmal\u201d and \u201cfor the love of heaven don\u2019t let Fred hold anything too valuable,\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cI highly doubt Richard would kill a clan of vampires for me, no matter how much I saved him on his taxes,\u201d I said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The ones we love can hurt us the most easily, but we can also forgive them just as freely. Long as the hurt stays unintentional.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Publisher: REUTS Publications
\nRating: 8.5\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bloody Acquisitions (2016) Drew Hayes (Fred, the Vampire Accountant) Despite what film and television might have led to you believe, joining the undead does not inherently make one suave, cool, or even particularly more socially competent. Apparently, I need to become a vampire. While in life my reaction speed was always somewhere between \u201cabysmal\u201d and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[191,292,2,204,41,16],"tags":[259,260,313],"class_list":["post-17534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-8-5-10","category-ebook","category-fantasy","category-good","category-reread","category-supernatural","tag-drew-hayes","tag-fred-the-vampire-accountant","tag-vampires"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-4yO","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":23892,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/23892","url_meta":{"origin":17534,"position":0},"title":"Bloody Acquisitions","author":"Michelle","date":"August 11, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Bloody Acquisitions (2016) Drew Hayes (Fred, the Vampire Accountant #3) Power is useful, Fred, never doubt that, but far more useful is the perception of power. 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