{"id":17537,"date":"2021-06-28T10:17:03","date_gmt":"2021-06-28T14:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=17537"},"modified":"2026-03-22T10:50:16","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T14:50:16","slug":"the-fangs-of-freelance-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/17537","title":{"rendered":"The Fangs of Freelance"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Fangs of Freelance<\/a><\/em> (2017) Drew Hayes<\/a> (Fred, the Vampire Accountant)<\/p>\n

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cHold on, do you think I\u2019ve been acting as the face of the company, only to shove the actual accounting onto someone else? How does that make sense, given my career in life? For that matter, who would choose me as the face of a company?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t want to brag or anything, but I\u2019ve been called in to answer for my account discrepancies and collateral damage a lot.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t want to brag,\u201d Arch pointed out. \u201cThose are bad things.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cLook, just because you always keep up with every receipt and never get creative when handling your threats doesn\u2019t mean the rest of us wear boredom like a badge of honor.\u201d She stuck her tongue out at Arch, then patted me on the shoulder. \u201cNo offense, Freddy.\u201d <\/p>\n

I actually hadn\u2019t taken offense right up until that moment.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Since it seemed all those with claim to the estate were either deceased or under arrest for, and again I\u2019ll quote the document, \u201ccrimes against the commonly agreed upon reality,\u201d the estate and everything within had become government property.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Richard Alderson, head of Winslow\u2019s therian tribe, host to the King of the West, and all-around imposing figure, pulled his minivan to a stop only a few feet away from Bubba\u2019s truck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I do adore Richard.<\/p>\n

Publisher: REUTS Publications
\nRating: 8\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Fangs of Freelance (2017) Drew Hayes (Fred, the Vampire Accountant) \u201cHold on, do you think I\u2019ve been acting as the face of the company, only to shove the actual accounting onto someone else? How does that make sense, given my career in life? 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