{"id":17543,"date":"2021-07-05T20:40:45","date_gmt":"2021-07-06T00:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=17543"},"modified":"2021-12-29T20:01:23","modified_gmt":"2021-12-30T01:01:23","slug":"moving-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/17543","title":{"rendered":"Moving Pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3hFOYh5\">Moving Pictures<\/a><\/em> (1991) <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/Books\/authors\/prachett.php\">Terry Pratchett<\/a> (Discworld)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3hFOYh5\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Moving-Pictures.jpg?resize=178%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Moving Pictures\" width=\"178\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Moving-Pictures.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Moving-Pictures.jpg?resize=178%2C300&amp;ssl=1 178w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 178px) 100vw, 178px\" \/><\/a>Victor Tugelbend is doing his best to keep from becoming a full wizard&#8211;it actually takes far more work than fully passing his classes would be&#8211;so he doesn&#8217;t expect to be drawn to Holy Wood&#8211;the new moving pictures the alchemists have invented.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWhat\u2019re you supposed to be?\u201d he said at last. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cA leader of a pack of desert bandits, apparently,\u201d said Victor. \u201cRomantic and dashing.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cDashing where?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust dashing generally.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ginger decided to leave the farm to see if she could make it in the big city of Ankh-Morpork. She had no idea just how much she&#8217;d make it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ginger was portrayed as not only showing nearly all she had but quite a lot of what she had not, strictly speaking, got.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>The Patrician\u2019s stare had him pinned. It was a good stare, and one of the things it was good at was making people go on talking when they thought they had finished.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>According to the history books, the decisive battle that ended the Ankh-Morpork Civil War was fought between two handfuls of bone-weary men in a swamp early one misty morning and, although one side claimed victory, ended with a practical score of Humans 0, ravens 1,000, which is the case with most battles.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Publisher: HarperCollins<br \/>\n<strong>Rating: 7\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moving Pictures (1991) Terry Pratchett (Discworld) Victor Tugelbend is doing his best to keep from becoming a full wizard&#8211;it actually takes far more work than fully passing his classes would be&#8211;so he doesn&#8217;t expect to be drawn to Holy Wood&#8211;the new moving pictures the alchemists have invented. \u201cWhat\u2019re you supposed to be?\u201d he said at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[193,292,2,41,20],"tags":[142,141],"class_list":["post-17543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7-10","category-ebook","category-fantasy","category-reread","category-young-adult","tag-discworld","tag-terry-pratchett"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-4yX","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1148,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/1148","url_meta":{"origin":17543,"position":0},"title":"Making Money","author":"Michelle","date":"May 24, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Making Money (2007) Terry Pratchett I always love Terry Pratchett's books. 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