{"id":24215,"date":"2025-01-30T16:28:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-30T21:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=24215"},"modified":"2026-03-22T10:50:16","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T14:50:16","slug":"the-utterly-uninteresting-and-unadventurous-tales-of-fred-the-vampire-accountant-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/24215","title":{"rendered":"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Audio Book"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant<\/em>, Audiobook<\/a> (2014) Drew Hayes<\/a> narrated by a full cast: Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby (Fred, the Vampire Accountant #1)<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, if it sweetens the pot any, I do own my own accounting agency. Maybe I could be used to help with the books,\u201d I said in desperation. It was a stupid long shot. I was under no illusions that the dracolings would actually find a vampire a more desirable bet because he was an accountant. As it turned out, I was dead wrong in that assumption.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“(T)his guy is the worst kind of criminal,\u201d Bubba said. <\/p>\n

\u201cSmuggler?\u201d Albert asked. <\/p>\n

\u201cGun-runner?\u201d Neil ventured. <\/p>\n

\u201cAssassin?\u201d I guessed. <\/p>\n

Bubba shook his head. \u201cPolitician.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Characters<\/strong>: Fredrick Frankford Fletcher, Krystal Jenkins, Neil, Albert, Lord Ackers, Bubba Emerson, Amy Wells, Sally Alderson, Richard Alderson, Gideon, Quinn Thames, Beauregard<\/p>\n

Cover design by Ashley Ruggirello<\/p>\n

Publisher: GraphicAudio <\/p>\n

Rating: 8.5\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Audiobook (2014) Drew Hayes narrated by a full cast: Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby (Fred, the Vampire Accountant #1) \u201cWell, if it sweetens the pot any, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[191,37,2,204,148,41,16],"tags":[815,259,260,313],"class_list":["post-24215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-8-5-10","category-audio-book","category-fantasy","category-good","category-queer","category-reread","category-supernatural","tag-christopher-walker","tag-drew-hayes","tag-fred-the-vampire-accountant","tag-vampires"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-6iz","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":23837,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/23837","url_meta":{"origin":24215,"position":0},"title":"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant","author":"Michelle","date":"August 5, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (2014) Drew Hayes (Fred, the Vampire Accountant #1) I was more than a minor klutz in my human days, so it was an enjoyable change to walk around without injuring myself. \u201cWell, if it sweetens the pot any, I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "9\/10"","block_context":{"text":"9\/10","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/category\/9-10"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred the Vampire Accountant","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/The-Utterly-Uninteresting-and-Unadventurous-Tales-of-Fred-the-Vampire-Accountant.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17530,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/17530","url_meta":{"origin":24215,"position":1},"title":"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant","author":"Michelle","date":"June 24, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (2014) Drew Hayes I really adore this book. 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