{"id":24236,"date":"2025-02-07T08:55:21","date_gmt":"2025-02-07T13:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=24236"},"modified":"2026-03-22T10:50:16","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T14:50:16","slug":"bloody-acquisitions-audiobook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/24236","title":{"rendered":"Bloody Acquisitions, Audio Book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4gx51KK\"><em>Bloody Acquisitions<\/em>, Audiobook<\/a> (2016) <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/Books\/authors\/Hayes_Drew.php\">Drew Hayes<\/a> narrated by a full cast: Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Marni Penning, Yasmin Tuazon, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Laura C Harris, Danny Gavigan, Matthew Bassett, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Colleen Delany, Holly Adams, Michael John Casey, Terence Aselford and Zeke Alton(Fred, the Vampire Accountant #3)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cLawyer said you might feel that way, so she got the Clover children to authorize an extra fee on top of what you usually charge, for the short notice,\u201d Bubba said. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t imagine there\u2019s a number that would justify me tossing my entire schedule out the window for one unexpected client.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>That sentiment lasted exactly as long as it took for Bubba to tell me the number. \u201cThen again, I suppose it couldn\u2019t hurt to at least take a look at the books,\u201d I said, backpedaling quickly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cTell this lying old bastard that the jig is up!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cFred, it\u2019s about damn time,\u201d Oskar hollered. \u201cI\u2019ve been trying to make your assistant explain to her that the truth is right there on the page.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019ve been screaming a lot, don\u2019t want us to leave, and I can\u2019t figure out what any of it is about!\u201d Albert yelped. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis accounting stuff is a lot more interesting than I was expecting,\u201d Lillian muttered.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Characters<\/strong>: Fredrick Frankford Fletcher, Krystal Jenkins, Neil, Albert, Bubba Emerson, Amy Wells, Richard Alderson, Gideon, Arch, Charlotte Manor, Asha Patel, Sheriff Leeroy Thorgood, Deputy Ixen\/Nax, Ainsley Clover, Zane Clover, Petre House of Turva, Lillian, Gerda and Oskar<\/p>\n<p>Publisher: GraphicAudio<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rating: 8\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody Acquisitions, Audiobook (2016) Drew Hayes narrated by a full cast: Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Marni Penning, Yasmin Tuazon, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Laura C Harris, Danny Gavigan, Matthew Bassett, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Colleen Delany, Holly Adams, Michael John Casey, Terence Aselford and Zeke Alton(Fred, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,37,2,204,148,41,34],"tags":[259,260,313],"class_list":["post-24236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-8-10","category-audio-book","category-fantasy","category-good","category-queer","category-reread","category-urban-fantasy","tag-drew-hayes","tag-fred-the-vampire-accountant","tag-vampires"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-6iU","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17534,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/17534","url_meta":{"origin":24236,"position":0},"title":"Bloody Acquisitions","author":"Michelle","date":"June 26, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Bloody Acquisitions (2016) Drew Hayes (Fred, the Vampire Accountant) Despite what film and television might have led to you believe, joining the undead does not inherently make one suave, cool, or even particularly more socially competent. 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