{"id":24292,"date":"2025-02-27T20:11:02","date_gmt":"2025-02-28T01:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=24292"},"modified":"2026-03-22T10:50:15","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T14:50:15","slug":"deadly-assessments-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/24292","title":{"rendered":"Deadly Assessments, Audio Book"},"content":{"rendered":"

Deadly Assessments<\/em><\/a>, Audiobook (2018) Drew Hayes<\/a> narrated by Kirby Heyborne (Fred The Vampire #5)<\/p>\n

\"Deadly<\/a><\/p>\n

This seems as apt a moment as any for a brief digression, wherein I explain that my employee was neither insane nor joking, as we were both proud Undead Americans\u2014specifically, vampires.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cDid the vampire give you a name?\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cShe called herself Deborah,\u201d I said. \u201cSo she can\u2019t be too old, at least. That seems like a fairly modern name.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s not. There were Deborahs in the Bible, Fredrick.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Truthfully, I was used to working with little information during a crisis, but the more time I spent with Deborah, the more I realized that such really shouldn\u2019t be the case.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Allowing yourself to be tied up by all the potential ways things could go wrong only resulted in making no progress in any direction.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Characters<\/strong>: Fredrick Frankford Fletcher, Krystal Jenkins, Neil, Albert, Bubba Emerson, Amy Wells, Lillian, Arch Davenport, Charlotte Manor, Asha Patel, Deborah the Prudence of the Blood Council, Richard Alderson, Daiyu Lau, Kevin Crawford, Megan Bradley, June Windbrook, Ernest, Hellebore, Gideon, Sebastian Selkirk<\/p>\n

Cover design by Ashley Ruggirello<\/p>\n

Publisher: Tantor Audio<\/p>\n

Rating: 8.5\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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