{"id":24297,"date":"2025-03-05T20:48:30","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T01:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=24297"},"modified":"2026-03-22T10:50:15","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T14:50:15","slug":"undeading-bells-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/24297","title":{"rendered":"Undeading Bells, Audiobook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3FpIfHT\"><em>Undeading Bells<\/em><\/a> (2019) <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/Books\/authors\/Hayes_Drew.php\">Drew Hayes<\/a> narrated by Kirby Heyborne (Fred the Vampire Accountant #6)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3FpIfHT\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Undeading-Bells.jpg?resize=194%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Undeading Bells\" width=\"194\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Undeading-Bells.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Undeading-Bells.jpg?resize=194%2C300&amp;ssl=1 194w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Undeading-Bells.jpg?resize=663%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 663w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Undeading-Bells.jpg?resize=768%2C1186&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Undeading-Bells.jpg?resize=994%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 994w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Undeading-Bells.jpg?resize=1326%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1326w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 194px) 100vw, 194px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;You\u2019ve got a whole day to be anxious, so don\u2019t use it all up tonight. It\u2019s a marathon, not a sprint.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>The anxious, worried nature I was born with would go wild if every test I had to take was more challenging than the last. I\u2019d certainly get in my own head, imagining more and more dangerous tasks still to come. Handling the hardest task first, on the other hand, would let me know that I could take on whatever came next.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>It would be disingenuous to say Lillian was the pessimistic sort. A truer assessment would be to say that life had gone out of its way to prove what a bastard it could be to her, and she\u2019d merely taken the message.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Characters<\/strong>: Fredrick Frankford Fletcher, Krystal Jenkins, Neil, Albert, Bubba Emerson, Amy Wells, Lillian, Arch Davenport, Charlotte Manor, Asha Patel, Deborah the Prudence of the Blood Council, Richard Alderson, June Windbrook, Gideon, Sally Alderson, Sheriff Leeroy Thorgood, The Director, Claudius, Sherilyn\/Sheri, Gregor of the Slate-Claw clan, Alstroemeria \/ Al<\/p>\n<p>Cover design by A.M. Ruggs<\/p>\n<p>Publisher: Tantor Audio<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rating: 8\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Undeading Bells (2019) Drew Hayes narrated by Kirby Heyborne (Fred the Vampire Accountant #6) &#8220;You\u2019ve got a whole day to be anxious, so don\u2019t use it all up tonight. It\u2019s a marathon, not a sprint.\u201d The anxious, worried nature I was born with would go wild if every test I had to take was more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,292,2,148,41,34],"tags":[259,260,817,313],"class_list":["post-24297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-8-10","category-ebook","category-fantasy","category-queer","category-reread","category-urban-fantasy","tag-drew-hayes","tag-fred-the-vampire-accountant","tag-kirby-heyborne","tag-vampires"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-6jT","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17541,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/17541","url_meta":{"origin":24297,"position":0},"title":"Undeading Bells","author":"Michelle","date":"July 5, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Undeading Bells (2019) Drew Hayes (Fred, the Vampire Accountant) \u201cGeez, Freddy, all those old movies you love, maybe work some classic action flicks in there occasionally. 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