{"id":27981,"date":"2026-11-04T20:01:08","date_gmt":"2026-11-05T01:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=27981"},"modified":"2026-11-05T20:07:57","modified_gmt":"2026-11-06T01:07:57","slug":"heartbeats-in-a-haunted-house-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/27981","title":{"rendered":"Heartbeats in a Haunted House"},"content":{"rendered":"

Heartbeats in a Haunted House<\/em><\/a> (2022) Amy Lane<\/a> (Hedge Witches Lonely Heart Club #4)<\/p>\n

\"Heartbeats<\/a><\/p>\n

The witch had simply walked up to Jordan one day and said, \u201cTake care of my stuff but don\u2019t use my distilled oils,\u201d and then had taken off. The place turned out to be a treasure trove of magic: crystals, spell books, tarot decks, enchanted objects.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But the night before had been\u2026. \u201cI don\u2019t even remember what happened,\u201d Dante lied, and then scowled as his mouth filled up with spit like it was trying to ward off an acrid taste.<\/p>\n

\u201cMe neither,\u201d Cully said, but his voice wobbled, and Dante could hear him gulp like the same thing had happened to him. The birds squawked again, and Dante thought, How long are we going to keep lying to each other?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sebastian was a little high-maintenance, and Asa was bombproof, and since Dante\u2019s crushes had always been a little high-maintenance and his specialty was maintaining, he could see that maybe, his family\u2019s discomfort aside, he could have a happy-ever-after too.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cHuh. I\u2019d never thought of a dog like that. A dog without a purpose?\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cNo!\u201d Oh God. Cully was so stupid. Dante would never understand. But he had to keep trying. \u201cIt just\u2026 it doesn\u2019t have to feel obligated,\u201d he\u2019d said. \u201cIt doesn\u2019t have to have chores. All it has to do is be pretty and friendly. And it has to love me, because that\u2019s all I am.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Characters<\/strong>: Dante Francis Vianelli, Thomas Cully Cromwell, Alex Kennedy, Simon Reddick, Bartholomew Baker, Jordan Bryne, Kate Guerra, Josh Hernandez, Macklin Quintero<\/p>\n

Cover by L.C. Chase<\/p>\n

Publisher: Dreamspinner Press<\/p>\n

Rating: 6\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heartbeats in a Haunted House (2022) Amy Lane (Hedge Witches Lonely Heart Club #4) The witch had simply walked up to Jordan one day and said, \u201cTake care of my stuff but don\u2019t use my distilled oils,\u201d and then had taken off. 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