{"id":5962,"date":"2016-07-14T18:08:13","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T22:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/?p=5962"},"modified":"2021-05-30T10:54:08","modified_gmt":"2021-05-30T14:54:08","slug":"chaos-choreography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/5962","title":{"rendered":"Chaos Choreography"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29FQIls\">Chaos Choreography<\/a><\/em> (2016) <a href=\"http:\/\/klishis.com\/Books\/authors\/mcguire_seanan.php\">Seanan McGuire<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/29FQIls\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Chaos-Choreography.jpg?resize=191%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Chaos-Choreography\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5963\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Chaos-Choreography.jpg?w=764&amp;ssl=1 764w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Chaos-Choreography.jpg?resize=191%2C300&amp;ssl=1 191w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/klishis.com\/reading\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Chaos-Choreography.jpg?resize=652%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 652w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/><\/a>This is the 5th InCryptid book, and shifts back to Verity and Dominic.<\/p>\n<p>Verity is offered the chance to return to Dance or Die&#8211;the reality show she was one before she retired her Valerie persona, and so she decides to take a chance, taking Dominic out to California to compete one more time.<\/p>\n<p>Except it turns out that there is murder and intrigue on the show, and it&#8217;s the kind of trouble that Verity and her family are used to dealing with.<\/p>\n<p>Every time I read an InCrypted book, I start it remembering that I was just so-so about the previous book, but hoping perhaps this will be the book I love.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s not that I dislike this series, because I don&#8217;t. I think my problem is that everything is just a little to pat, and Verity is just a little to good at what she does,  and that keeps distracting me.<\/p>\n<p>On the one hand, it&#8217;s hard not to love how much Verity enjoys working with InCryptids.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If I had been able to wall-crawl, there would never have been a day when I couldn\u2019t be found lurking on the ceiling. Never.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On the other hand, some things just seem a little too adorable.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I know you\u2019ve been watching the show,\u201d I said. \u201cI know because your mice have been sending Facebook messages to my mice. They really like the caps lock key. Someone should teach them about proper email etiquette.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So&#8211;although I&#8217;ll probably put the next book (because of course there is going to be another book) on my wishlist and pick it up if it goes on sale, I don&#8217;t think this series is ever going to be a mandatory pre-order.<br \/>\n<strong>Rating: 6\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Published by DAW <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaos Choreography (2016) Seanan McGuire This is the 5th InCryptid book, and shifts back to Verity and Dominic. Verity is offered the chance to return to Dance or Die&#8211;the reality show she was one before she retired her Valerie persona, and so she decides to take a chance, taking Dominic out to California to compete [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,48,8,16],"tags":[236,234],"class_list":["post-5962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy","category-female","category-mystery","category-supernatural","tag-incryptid","tag-seanan-mcguire"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piQkW-1ya","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3474,"url":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/reading\/archives\/3474","url_meta":{"origin":5962,"position":0},"title":"Discount Armageddon","author":"Michelle","date":"January 12, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Discount Armageddon: An InCryptid Novel (2012) Seanan McGuire Verity Price is a cryptozoologist. 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