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It’s not paranoia if they reallly are out to get you, right?
Your Score: The True Neurotic
You scored 52 anxiety, 67 awkwardness, and 55 neuroticism!

Congratulations, you are The True Neurotic, you nail-biting, conflict-avoiding worrier, you. You’re plagued by self-doubt and anxiety, which makes social activity hard–even though you may be well-liked, you feel under a storm of silent criticism. It doesn’t help that people give you funny looks for organizing all your pens by color or sharpening your gnawed pencils to a delicate point.
Your high anxiety score implies that you are unable to relax, worry about the future often, and probably are plagued by irrational fears and self-doubt.
Your high awkwardness score implies that you are socially inept, probably stick out from the crowd, and feel uncomfortable in large groups of people, such as at parties.
Your high neuroticism score implies that you exhibit neurotic behaviors–probably organization, fanatic obsessions (can you recite the entire first LOTR movie?), repetitive mantras, constant checking, or orderly rituals.
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May 28th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
heh — I’m the same as you, but sadly to a larger degree in each category. I didnt’ put it on my blog, because I didn’t see a “click here to embed”, and I’m too lazy to do it by hand. ;)
I wonder if people will think less of me for not posting the results on my blog. Or, what if I do post it on my blog, and people think I’m just a copy-cat. Will people think I’m trying to get them to do a meme? What if someone reads my results, and uses it against me? STOP STARING AT ME!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I’m actually shocked my anxiety wasn’t higher. But then I suppose that’s why I gave all that money to the happy doctor–to deal with anxiety and all that. :)
And there was a little section to copy and paste, but it wasn’t, like, obvious or anything. And I think commenting here is god enough. Those that are playing along will see it, and you don’t have to feel guilt for making someone else feel like they needed to play along. It’s a win-win situation!
May 28th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I am a subtle neurotic. I suppose that means that you are the alpha neurotic? ;)
May 28th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Socially awkward, but comfortable enough that I can live with it? Pi to 1000 places? Oh dear, that is me.
Totally a geek.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Yes! I am the alpha neurotic!
The problem I had was that some of the questions didn’t quite fit.
Are people looking at me when I come into a room? Often yes. Because I teach. They’re supposed to be looking at me.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
I scored The Geek. About right, I guess.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
What does it say about me that after completing the test I bailed because they wouldn’t give me the results without me joining thier thing?
Definitely something odd about me — I don’t want to join random online groups! ;)
June 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
You don’t have to join–at least you didn’t when I took this test.
I just skipped the screen name test.
They do want demographic information though, which I have no problem giving them.
June 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Aha! I found the thing I had toggled that sent me into the sign up routine.
I’m a Dork: not anxious or neurotic, but kinda don’t fit in.
I already knew this. It’s one of the reasons I sometimes wish I were a monk.
June 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I don’t think monks are allowed to eat much chocolate.
June 11th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
They can sometimes drink a little wine… why not chocolate?
(Not to mention the fact that I lack the dangly bits that come with a Y-chromosome.)
June 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
As long as you don’t go for a sect that’s going to, like, bodily inspect you, you might be able to fake it.
However, I don’t think you can substitute chocolate for communion wine.
June 11th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I’ll take some whiteout and change the Bibles to say “drink of this chocolate, for it is my blood…”