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Saturday, July 5, 2008

New Map

How West Virginians see America.

Some of the states will be more funny to West Virginians than others, but all in all it’s awfully funny.

(via Not My Blog)

13 Responses to “New Map”

  1. Nathan Says:

    There’s nothing funny about lumping in Yankees and Red Sox together. There could be bloodshed. If this is not resolved quickly, I shall be forced to move to Assholistan…or Alaska with beer.

  2. Michelle Says:

    I think Alaska with Beer might be a better choice, all things considered.

    You really don’t want to move to Assholistan…That’s where Pitt is.

  3. Anne C. Says:

    Hee! Very funny.

  4. Jeri Says:

    That is totally hilarious. :)

  5. Michelle Says:

    John the Scientist must not be around. I expected him to come and stick up for Assholistan. :)

  6. Vince Says:

    Glad to see I’ve moved to Alaska. I’ll have to look up Jim and Tania.

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    I think this was fabulous. :)

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  10. Chris James Says:

    For what it is worth, some of my favorite people, places, and things are in Assholistan: Cincy chili, my best and oldest friend B.H., the Browns, Galipolis, The AFC North, Big Red Smokies, the Penguins, Ken Griffey Jr, Kings Island, Several other good friends, Lake Vesuvius, the Toledo Zoo, the Cincinnati Zoo, Downtown Columbus, Athens, and M & M Dairy Bell all rawk.

  11. Chris James Says:

    Oh, and Cleveland ballpark/stadium-style mustard.

  12. John the Scientist Says:

    That’s pretty much the way we real Virginians see the world, with a few exceptions. Assholistan is a moniker brought on by a WVU inferiority complex to the greater schools of Ohio State and Pitt, and as the home of VMI and VA Tech, we real Virginians don’t denigrate that great area, we refer to it as the home of the Acceptable Yankees. And we refer to Michigan as “the state that actually treats their coaches with the respect they deserve”. HA HA HA.

    :p

    Oh yes, and to those of us from the other side fo the Shenendoah, it’s:

    “West By Thank God They’re No Longer Dragging Our Test Scores Down, Where the Men are Men (Except When You’ve Mistaken One of the Women for a Man) and the Sheep Run Scared Virginia”.

    :p

  13. Michelle Says:

    I’ll give Ohio some good friends and Graeter’s ice cream and Jungle Jim’s.

    Not sure about the rest of it though.

    Jealously John. That’s all it is. Sheer unadulterated jealousy that they’re associated with everything Washington DC.

    And that Senator Byrd doesn’t do really cool stuff for *them*. ;)

    Also? This year Mississippi is the fattest state in the Nation! Yippee~

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