I am beginning to fear that my body is leading a secret double life, about which I know nothing.

Last month it was the AARP application–fifteen years early. This week I received in the mail a letter and survey from the Republican Senate Leadership Council.

After I finished boggling over the idea, I was torn as to what to do. Fill out the survey honestly and hope that it will be a voice urging the wing-nut radicals to find a modicum of moderation, or, tape the postage paid envelope to a brick and send it back.

You may be surprised to learn that I chose the first option. Solely to support the Republican moderates.

But I was really tempted to go look for a brick. Preferably a lead one.