Random (but not really)

Monday, December 26, 2005

Dante, Revised

PETA Members
Circle I Limbo

People who think they’re good drivers, but aren’t
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring toddlers to PG movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists, Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People who talk in cell phones while driving
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Wal Mart
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden, NAMBLA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Spammers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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