It’s the first day of classes!

Gridlock everywhere! Woo! Woo!

Which reminds me…

Last Thursday we went to Target because I foolishly thought we’d get one last shopping excursion before things got busy.

Silly me.

It pretty much looked like locusts had descended upon the store.

The highlight was going by two women speaking EXTREMELY LOUDLY. They were pretty much YELLING EVERYTHING THEY SAID, so I could hear most of their conversation–despite the fact that we were moving to another part of the story as quickly as possible. Most of it was along the lines of:

First Woman: “I REALLY MISS NEW JERSEY!”
Second Woman: “ME TOO! IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL THERE!”
First Woman: “I JUST CAN’T GET COMFORTABLE HERE!”

And so on and so forth.

I resisted the urge to walk over and say, “If you miss it so much, then why don’t you go back, because I swear y’all from New Jersey can’t drive for shit.”

Please note, I don’t generally mind the people from New Jersey (with the exception of loud and obnoxious women dissing my home). I mind the fact that cars from New Jersey contain the rudest and most obnoxious drivers in town.