Happy Hallmark-and-FTD-Are-Making-A-Killing Day.

In case you couldn’t guess, I dislike Valentine’s day. Not the idea of it–I think the idea is lovely. The execution, however, leaves a lot to be desired. I see no need to spend $5 on a stupid card and $80 on flowers and whatever else on whatever other material goods you’re being pushed to spend money on.

Bah Humbug.

If anyone wants to give me chocolate, they can do it on any day of the year. No special occasion needed.