Random (but not really)

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Mail

Michael: You win! You got all the mail!
Michelle: Really? What’d I get? Anything fun?
Michael: Lowe’s bill…Credit card bill… well, those are in my name, but you pay ’em, so they’re yours.
Michelle: Gee, thanks.
Michael: John Edwards… XM… USAA… Gardener’s catalog…
Michelle: Oooooooh! Gardener’s Catalog! I could spend some money there.
Michael: I didn’t say Gardener’s catalog. No Gardener’s catalog here. Nope.

Could be worse. Coulda also been Baker’s Catalog and a catalog from Sur la Table.

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