Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Dear Stupid People
Elevators. Please comprehend how they work.
If you are waiting for an elevator, there’s a very good probability that when the doors open, other people are going to want to get OFF the elevator. Especially when you’re waiting on the ground floor.
Therefore DO NOT CROWD AROUND THE DOORS BEFORE THEY OPEN!
There are only four of you waiting. You’re all going to fit.
So STAND BACK and BE PATIENT!
Thank you.
