The following conversation happened as we were coming home from the grocery store. Note of importance: My grandmother is very Catholic.

Michelle: What are you making for lunch?
Michael: I dunno.
Michelle: What are you making for lunch that that’s fish or vegetarian?
Michael: Oh. I don’t know.
Michelle: We could get take-out from Flying Fish.
Michael: YES! And I could get hush puppies! They’re vegetarian!
Michelle: No they’re not! THEY’RE MADE FROM PUPPIES!