My weblog is 39% evil, 61% good according to the Gematriculator.

Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God’s number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 … I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

How could this be anything but true, when it tells me:
“Value of phrase “health care rant health care in the us website stuff site redesign danger!”: 3889 3+8+8+9=28=7×4″

It also gives me points of interest:
Amount of letters: 31318 31318=7×4474
Amount of different words: 1813 1813=7x7x37 1+8+1+3=13
Amount of different words beginning with vowel: 357 357=7×51
Amount of different words beginning with consonant: 1456 1456=7×208 1456=13×112
Amount of words: 7158 7+1+5+8=21=7×3
Amount of words beginning with vowel: 2051 2051=7×293
Amount of words beginning with consonant: 5107 5+1+0+7=13
(via Language Log)