I’ve still got a nagging cough and exhaustion.

Amuse yourself with the following:

topless athelets
OK. First, “athelets” sounds akin to the metal eyelets in your sneakers. Second, Olympians originally competed in the nude. But topless?

daysypgal
Yes, you can find the definition here. But you can NOT find any pictures. Thank goodness.

hair braid morgantown wv
I can’t even imagine what this person was looking for.

why do i feel so crappy?
Because you have the flu. Go drink lots of orange juice and take a nap. You’ll feel better in a couple of weeks.

10 things that make me mad
George W. Bush
Rude drivers
People who obliviously talk on their cell phones in public spaces
Blatant ignorance
Child abuse
Books with cliffhanger endings
Specific people who will remain unnamed
Internet Explorer
Racists
Dropping my ice cream off the cone and onto the floor

despite
Despite what?

is gruntle the opposite of disgruntle
No. But it should be.

And most disturbing, I had 324 people end up searching for tall woman leather

Weren’t they disappointed!