So despite making threats, I didn’t actually eat any “orange melty salt“, but instead found something much better. Terra Chips. Specifically, Kettles Sea Salt White, Russet & Sweet Potato Chips.

These are really good.

Here’s the ingredient list: Ingredients: a blend of white potato, russet potato and sweet potato, canola oil and/or safflower oil and/or sunflower oil, sea salt.

That’s it. And 120 mg of salt per serving, which is quite low for chips. (The “low sodium” meals my grandmother gets are mostly 600 mg (ignoring everything higher than that.)

Are they health food? No. But a hell of a lot better for me than “orange melty salt”. Even with the vegetable dip I had with ’em. (Sour cream is dairy! It has calcium! That makes it a health food!)

And with that, I’m off to drink a REALLY LARGE glass of water.