Ladies. Please.

We’re built to be curvacious and soft. It’s a good thing. Men like it. However, this means that when you wear tight running shorts, and roll the waistband down, you create rolls of fat.

This is not attractive.

I feel like I should carry a camera to take pictures of these people, to show them what they look like from behind.

And while I’m thinking about it…

ATTENTION WORLD!

A waistband, by its very etymology and definition, belongs around your WAIST. Not at your hips, and most definitely not falling off your ass like some white trash child who has to wear dirty Goodwill hand-me-downs from your obese older brother.

Thank you.