I’ve somehow managed to forget to read the Arcata Eye Police Reports for awhile.

Monday, June 6 7:49 p.m. When a BB impacted a trailer on Oasis Street, police quickly found a neighbor busily “assassinating slugs” on his porch. The mulleted mollusk murderer agreed to cease demising the slimies.

# Wednesday, May 25 10:53 a.m. A dog was reported overheating in a vehicle parked on H Street, but police found the windows rolled partway down and the pooch well within comfortable thermal parameters.

Tuesday, May 17 12:38 a.m. A 17th Street resident agreed with an officer that this would be a good time to stop hammering.