So yesterday I spent the afternoon and evening relaxing on the sofa reading (and it was good too, let me tell you.) Yet somehow yesterday evening, despite the fact that I did nothing more strenuous that brushing my hair, I managed to pull a muscle in my shoulder.

(This is the point where you make the joke about how you’ve seen my hair, so obviously it was the hair brushing that hurt my shoulder. You’re very funny.)

So I really don’t know how I did it, all I know is that when I straighten my elbow and raise my arm my shoulder hurts.

But really, how many people can say they pulled a muscle reading? Aren’t you jealous of my extreme geekiness? I thought you were.