I’m not the most fashion conscious person in the world (fashion inept would be closer to the mark), but I’m pretty sure that you aren’t supposed to wear spangles and shiny fabrics until after dark. And I’ve even more sure that gold sequined purses don’t go with jeans, a baggy t-shirt, and flip flops. Especially at 7:30 in the morning. I mean, it looks like they’re doing some bizarre mutation of the walk of shame, where they lost everything except their purse, and had to steal clothes from wherever they woke up.

But it could just be me missing the new fashion trends.