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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Yo, Bro
I’ve joked for years that most guys I know treat me like the little sister they never wanted.
Now I have further proof.
Over a year ago, I came home to discover a surprise package. Why yes, I did in fact receive six bottles of bird vomit. How lucky am I?
So yesterday, I received yet another package in the mail. Now, before I show you what I receive, you should know that two of my friends also received packages.
Anne is very excited about her package of ramen, and MWT was thrilled to have received a box of sachima.
So what did Michelle receive, may you ask?
Was I this excited about my loot?
No. No I was not.
That’s right, I was mailed a box of tentacles. Dried, pink tentacles. Somewhere, some poor octopi are going around armless. (That’s what I prefer to believe. Don’t disillusion me.)
There were also some wrapped sticks at the bottom that John the Scientists claims are vegan treats. But really, would you take the word of a man who disarms poor innocent cephalopods?
Luckily, MWT has volunteered to take the tentacles from me. As MWT is a marine biologist, I am assuming the tentacles will be donated to octopi who have lost their arms in terrible accidents.
I’m sure that is what will happen.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Looks yummy.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
John totally missed the boat. It’s SHAWN who has the tentacle fetish, not Michelle.
Silly Wabbit.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I’ve had the tentacles. They’re not bad. :)
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Tee Hee! Thanks for taking the hit for me, Michelle. :D
http://www.brainofshawn.com/2008/01/18/i-want-one-of-these/
http://www.brainofshawn.com/2008/07/09/whats-up-with-me-and-tentacles/
Bwaaahahahahaha
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I love how the package commands you to EAT THE OCTOPUS!
Eat it! Eat it now or the fabric of reality will dissolve! Michelle, only you can save our universe by EATING THE OCTOPUS!
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Shawn, I was wondering why you did not receive any tentacles.
Carol Elaine. The command makes sense only if you were to see the obscene picture on the previous page. Which I am not going to show you. But last I checked it was on the wikipedia page for hentai.
O.O
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Note to self: do not check Wikipedia page for hentai.
Oh, who the hell am I kidding? I’ll probably check it when I get home.
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
It could be worse. In the wide world of food, it can always be worse.
It could have been fresh pig uterus.
That’s the last thing I remember seeing at the Chinese supermarket here. As much as I like their fresh vegetables and sesame balls, I will never get the image of the pig uterus out of my mind.
People EAT that? I guess so.
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Why yes, of course they will be given back to octopuses that have lost their arms. I have a team of vet surgeons standing by already. :D
>.>
<.<
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Dontcha just love how the guy’s hat looks like it could be either the top of a squid, or a degloved schlong?
:D
For the record I did want a little sister, and I would have been much more horrible to her than I am to you.
And I’m still going to mail you a durian when they come into season. :D
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 am
Okay, I saw the image.
O.O
John, you are a sick, sick man.
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Better you than me. That’s all I’m saying. And I like squid.