And it’s time for a roundup of keyphrases that brought people to my website.

plush germs
and
rabies

folktales the old woman who is also a witch and missing pets
That’s too bad when the witch’s pets run off.

easter elephant toy
Okay, I thought the Easter Elephant was just something my dad did to screw with our heads (also: Christmas Elephant, Birthday Elephant, Valentine’s Day Elephant)

senic pictures of hungry
See also: Heroin chic

zombie defense
and
zombie defensive kit
See! It’s not just me who thinks we need to prepare.

tiddly duty
Am I missing something here?

how non-fiction book covers are made
By taking pictures of non-fiction items.

ogg ambient darth vader free
Wha?

a really really good moonlight one that is really really really short
I think you want to buy a noun.

what are some non-fiction book names?
What aren’t?

women stomping on bugs
That’s very… interesting.

evangelical unitarians
Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?