When I left work today, that jackass Warner was politicking in front of Health Sciences. Despite tremendous urges to the contrary, I did not walk over and spit on him.

Although I really wanted to.

That the biggest slumlord in Morgantown can claim that he will be a good steward of the state astounds me. Does he think we don’t see the properties McCoy 6 owns? Doesn’t he realize that every student McCoy 6 has screwed over is going to venomously remember how they were treated?

The only good news is that the Bush/Warner signs that were plastered all over town were put up without the premission of the Bush campaign, and they are not pleased. I particularly like the headlines in the Diminishing Pest: Warner campaign denies connection to signs. Candidate says Bush posters are ‘perfectly legal’ That’s great. We didn’t do it! But even if we did it’s okay!

My favorite sign was a Bush/Warner sign plastered on a beater truck full of trash.

Ha.