I can’t decide if it’s me, or if everyone I know is crazy.
(To this I am sure Michael would reply, “yes.”)

1.
We were watching the 1st game of the World Series (my dad loves baseball) at my grandmother’s house. She doesn’t have cable, so the signal was coming in from her antenna. The picture would occasionally fade to black and white, but only for a second or so.
Dad: This picture isn’t that great.
Michael: Of course the picture is terrible! It’s radio!
Everyone: ?

2.
I discovered this weekend that my father had wanted to name my brother Orestes because it means “of the mountains“.