I thought of S this morning at the Rec Center. She and I are both confused and dismayed at the preponderance of girls and women going around with words on their rears.

Especially “Juicy”. I mean really. If you’ve got a juicy read you need to be going to the doctor. He should have some antibiotics that might clear that up.

No juicy women today, however.

What I saw today was a young and fairly attractive women in shorts with a faded word on her shorts. The problem was that between the narrowness of the letters and the wideness of her rear, the word “VOLLEYBALL” was pretty much in the center of her butt, with lots and lots of space on either side.

Not flattering.

Even if her butt wasn’t big, the fact that she could fit the word VOLLEYBALL on it and still have six-inch margins on either side made her rear look huge.

I swear I want to start carrying around a camera and start showing people what they really look like. Because these people can’t possibly have left their homes MEANING to look like they do.