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Monday, March 17, 2008

You Suck

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was “a common practice in Poland”.

Written by Michelle at 11:51 am    

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Today’s Random Bits

Overheard:

That’s because all her boyfriends have been on steroids, so she knows what it’s really like.

I’m really hoping they weren’t talking about thee obvious here. Though being as these are college students, they probably were.


Today’s Headline from the DA

Large pile of dirt holds up traffic

That’s the best you can do folks? I know you’re a student paper and all, but really!


Random Website

The FUH2 website. See lots and lots of people giving the proper Hummer salute. You’ll want to check out the Submissions page.
(via War on Folly)

Written by Michelle at 11:43 am    

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3-14

Happy Pi Day!

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510…!

Written by Michelle at 7:00 am    

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Nightmares

Why am I so tired today? Because I had a series of interconnected nightmares last night.

First, I dreamed I was pregnant (I do not want to have children). Then (while pregnant) I had to go to my 20th class reunion (I do not want to go to my class reunion). Finally, to add insult to injury, when I arrived at the reunion, I didn’t have any pants.

I, of course, woke up mad at Michael.

Written by Michelle at 4:17 pm    

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Dear Stupid People

Elevators. Please comprehend how they work.

If you are waiting for an elevator, there’s a very good probability that when the doors open, other people are going to want to get OFF the elevator. Especially when you’re waiting on the ground floor.

Therefore DO NOT CROWD AROUND THE DOORS BEFORE THEY OPEN!

There are only four of you waiting. You’re all going to fit.

So STAND BACK and BE PATIENT!

Thank you.

Written by Michelle at 11:06 am    

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Four Words

Hello Kitty Assault Rifle.

Written by Michelle at 4:34 pm    

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Michelle Really Does Have Green Eyes

And here’s the proof:

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Written by Michelle at 8:30 pm    

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More Time Wasting

Which Science Fiction Writer are you?
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Written by Michelle at 11:33 am    

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Push the Lever! All the Other Rats Are Doing It!

Via Jim Wright at Stonekettle Station

In thirty-five questions, tell me about yourself:
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Written by Michelle at 8:32 pm    

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WANT!

Think Geek has just added some Princess Bride t-shirts.

WANT WANT WANT!

Plus, one of my favorites is still available. If only I had an office mate…

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Still Rabies

Every couple years I stumble back upon Rum & Monkey’s. While there I always take the horrible affliction test.

As usual, I’m Rabies.

I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Happy Tuesday to you!

ADDENDUM the First:
More tests under the cut
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Written by Michelle at 7:49 am    

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Monday, February 25, 2008

African Footprint

We’ve got tickets for African Footprint tonight.

It looks excellent, so I’m hoping we enjoy it as much as we liked Stomp (a show to which it has been compared.)

Now you know one of the best things about living in Morgantown–although it’s still a relatively small town, we get cool stuff because of the University.

Next show we have tickets for is BB King, and then the Peking Acrobats.

ADDENDUM the First:
FANTASTICALLY AMAZINGLY AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!

Written by Michelle at 12:44 pm    

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Sudden Realization

I suddenly realized why most Americans are not upset about the various invasions of privacy set forth by the Bush administration.

If you are willing to have private phone conversations in public, why would you care what else people knew about you?

Written by Michelle at 5:53 pm    

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Mr. Scalzi Does Good

John Scalzi, author of Old Man’s War, is having an auction to benefit the Disabled American Veterans Charitable Service Trust.

Last check, the action was above a thousand dollars, which is pretty awesome.

However, I think that above and beyond that thousand dollars, it would be even more awesome of those who are not bidding in this auction would take the time to support this organization. I’m not going to go into a political rant here, I’m simply going to say that this is an organization that does very good work–a work that all Americans should support.

I’m going to talk with Michael–or perhaps even make a command decision–and make my donation later today.

How about you?

Written by Michelle at 1:06 pm    

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