Busy weekend. Saturday morning Michael went up on the roof, while I prepared the door trim and attempted to replace the light.
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to try these projects, except as a reaffirmation of Murphy’s Law. As I worked with the light, I was reminded of several years ago and the first time I put together a computer.
Various friends had for years been showing me the ins and outs of tearing apart computers, and I had a pretty good grasp of how things went. So when my new case and motherboard arrived, I decided not to wait for Michael to come home, but to transfer everything myself. I pulled all the various parts and pieces out into the middle of the floor where there was plenty of open space, struggled but eventually managed to get the new motherboard into the new case, and then began moving parts from the old case into the new case. I got everything seated properly, and then got it all hooked back up without major incident. I plugged it in, hit the power button, and….
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
You can not imagine how disappointed I was. All that work and I’d obviously made some stupid mistake and hooked something up improperly. So I took the case back off, took everything out, and put it back together, checked to make sure I did it correctly. I plugged it back in. Still nothing.
I was convinced that I was a complete idiot who thought she knew what she was doing but was obviously totally clueless and should be kept away from anything more difficult than say, a manual toothbrush, and went off to sulk.
When Michael came home he quickly determined that the power supply was bad and had to be sent back to the company for a replacement.
Changing the light Saturday was a similar exercise in futility. The thing was obviously rusted together, so I liberally applied WD-40 before getting started. After about an hour and a half, multiple trips up the ladder to get suggestions from Michael, and finally completely dismantling the entire fixture, I got the horrid thing off the wall. I then pulled out the new lamp, and attempted to attach the brace to the box. The screws were too large.
No big deal, I could just use the screws from the old brace. Except that I could only find one screw. I went through the entire trash bag only to find that the second crew had completely disappeared. Off to the basement to find a replacement. Replacement found. I put up the new brace, attached the wires, and then went to the basement to turn the electricity back on (notice that I was smart enough not to screw the fixture to the wall. I do learn eventually.) Come upstairs, pull out the power sensor—nothing. Doesn’t work.
I climb the ladder to tell Michael this, and he tells me to try a bulb anyway. This, of course, fails to work. Back up the ladder. I suggest that perhaps when they replaced the outlet where the switch is with a GFCI outlet, they’d messed something up. Michael agreed that this was not only possible, but highly probably. Back downstairs to turn off the power.
Now I have to explain about this box. It contained three switches and one outlet, all jammed into the space where one normally has a double light switch. (You know the kind I mean—where you have two light switches in a single place, and the plate and whole thing is pretty much square.) So I unscrew the face plate, and then unscrew the switches and the plug. I go to pull out the two switches, when POP! there’s a spark that scares the crap out of me.
I climb back up the ladder to tell Michael that I’m okay, the yell was nothing, but that I’m an idiot. The third switch was for the overhead light, which I knew was on a different breaker. (I know this because we are slowly but thoroughly labeling all the breakers in the box, so when we go to replace something, we don’t always have to go through the Click. NO! Click. Click. NO! Click. Click. NO! Click. Click! Got It! game. (This is not a fun game, but when the breaker box has three switches all helpfully named “kitchen†there’s not much else to do.)
So back downstairs to see that yes, the breaker for overhead lights was tripped. I leave it off and finish pulling out the switches. To say that behind those switches was a mess of wires would be a complete understatement. It reminded me of pictures I’ve seen of garter snake mating season.
So, I gave the whole thing up as bad luck, and wandered off to do some more gardening.
The only thing that made me feel better, was that it took Michael a quite a long time to figure out what they’d done, the short answer of which was: lots, including messing up the three way switch for the overhead light. But of course he didn’t realize the wiring was messed up until we’d already gone back to Lowe’s to get a replacement switch, assuming that I’d toasted that switch when I’d forgotten to turn the power off. I hadn’t. Someone just royally messed up the wiring, but Michael wasn’t about to fix it, since a simple 30 minute project had already spiraled out of control.
I’m thinking that in the future, I may just stick to gardening.