My grandmother has been trying various kinds of lotions for various parts of her body, and after reading a magazine article, asked me to pick up some Udder Cream, which is supposed to be very helpful for chapped and dry skin.

When we got back from shopping today, I gave her the udder cream, and told her to make sure to follow the directions, and then read aloud, “Wash udder and teat parts thoroughly with clean water and soap before each milking…”

“Of course,” she said, ” they all say that.”

I think we’ll have to regularly ask her if she’s washing her udder and teat parts before milking.