Random (but not really)

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Please Leave a Message after the Pithy Remark

We apologize, but we are unable to entertain you today.

Please accept one of the following excuses:

Kat_0007

I am unable to be entertaining because the cat ate my mouse.
I am unable to be entertaining because 12 pounds of cat is demanding my attention.
I am unable to be entertaining because the cat got behind my computer and pulled out all the plugs.
I am unable to be entertaining because I cannot see my computer screen.

Once you have selected your desired excuse, please move into the lounge and relax until entertainment returns.

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